The eternal wisdom of God #3: Dealing with the kids (again)

This is a series of posts designed to share the wisdom of God with you. If the Bible is to be considered legitimate, we should be able to read it and say to ourselves “Wow, this is so insightful it must be the eternal wisdom of the divine creator”. The guidance must be so amazing that it could not simply have been written by some loin-clothed bronze-age lunatic, it can only be the word of God.

This one is inspired by What’s So Bad About Killing Children?

Children are often a bit cheeky. We would like children to respect adults but in some cases, they just don’t. This isn’t a problem though. If the children shout “Baldy” at you, simply curse them in God’s name and he’ll resolve the situation.

He’ll send two bears to tear the children to pieces. This brutal dismemberment may seem a harsh punishment but it’s God’s will so we really shouldn’t question it.

23: And he (Elisha) went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
24: And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord.  And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
Kings, 2:23-24.

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